Tuesday, July 14, 2009

MadLib Contest


Today, I am going to do a sort of MadLib experiment. Please post a comment with your answers.

After a couple of days I'll announce a winner, based on no specific guidelines other than "oh, that sounds cool."

Winner will receive something nifty.

So, on to the madness.

1. List 3 nefarious or evil mythical or fantasy creatures

2. List 3 superpowers.
3. A business or activity a criminal could use to hide his criminal activities.

4. A violent verb and a nonviolent verb.

5. A color.

6. Favorite form of vengeance/revenge.

7. An emotional handicap.

8. A clever comeback.

9. An ethnic cuisine.

10. The perfect place for a lair.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. centaur, cyclops, circe
2. esp, invisibility, elasticity
3. Senator
4. ripped, paced
5. scarlett
6. my home cooking
7. shyness
8. Your mother.
9. thai
10. Mr. MacGregor's garden

P said...

1. hydra, cerebrus, harpy
2. teleportation, super-strength, ability to morph into all surroundings
3. church leader
4. to shred, to love
5. aquamarine
6. psychological manipulation
7. instantly trusting everyone
8. "Dammit, Jim..."
9. Indian
10. A crypt.

Little Ms Blogger said...

1. Medusa, Argos, Banshee
2. Peeing Standing Up (hey, I'm a woman), being invisible, flying like superman
3. strip club or restaurant
4. thrash, eat
5. blue
6.
7. too trusting
8. bite me or suck my dick (stops people in tracks because I'm a woman)
9. Indian
10. Lair just makes me think of the bat cave from batman.

Malisa said...

1. Bluto, Cyclops ( my husband’s famous One-Eyed Monster). The Headless Horseman (my husband if he wakes me up too early)
2. Republicans, God, beans
3. Crematorium
4. Splat, limped
5. Periwinkle blue
6. Super glue
7. Love
8. F*ck you and the horse you rode in on
9. Black-eyed peas and fried okra
10. My closet…no one would ever find you!

Kevin Cole said...

1. List 3 nefarious or evil mythical or fantasy creatures

Politicians
Attorneys
MJ


2. List 3 superpowers.

The ability to laugh at almost anything.
The ability to put something in perspective.
The ability to see the world as it is without succumbing to cynicism.


3. A business or activity a criminal could use to hide his criminal activities.

Politics
Politics
Politics


4. A violent verb and a nonviolent verb.

Hate
Think


5. A color.

Blue


6. Favorite form of vengeance/revenge.

Success


7. An emotional handicap.

The inability to hurt.


8. A clever comeback.

You only give what you have to give...poor thing!


9. An ethnic cuisine.

Hot Dogs (American!)


10. The perfect place for a lair.

Anywhere my wife is already lairing... :)